SEPTEMBER 26, 1936

Full News Archive

• Headline: Tiny Terriers: A Remarkable Weight Record. Impact: The birth of these tiny pups led to a worldwide obsession with designer pets, ultimately resulting in the rise of the Chihuahua as the ultimate status symbol. Who knew 14 ounces could redefine canine luxury?. Fact: In a shocking twist, these pups went on to become social media influencers, proving that even dogs can have more followers than you..
• Headline: Dr. C.G. Heyd Elected A.M.A. President. Impact: Dr. Heyd's presidency sparked a chain reaction of medicare policies that would eventually lead to the era of questionable medical advice from internet influencers. Thanks, Dr. Heyd!. Fact: Before becoming the head of the American Medical Association, Dr. Heyd was known for his groundbreaking research in 'How to Get Elected Without Actually Knowing Anything.'.
• Headline: Controversy Over State Relief Spending. Impact: This debate over state relief expenditures initiated the age-old tradition of complaining about taxes while simultaneously demanding services. The cycle continues to this day!. Fact: Fun fact: If you ever want to see politicians argue like toddlers over a toy, just bring up state relief expenditures!.
• Headline: Swarthmore Signs Faulkner. Impact: E.J. Faulkner's signing marked the beginning of a decades-long tradition of sports teams overhyping their new recruits, leading to countless broken dreams and disappointed fans. Hooray for optimism!. Fact: E.J. Faulkner was later rumored to have invented the phrase 'We’ll get 'em next time!' to soothe crushed spirits after every disappointing season..
• Headline: Loyalists Near Vitoria. Impact: The capture of Vitoria by rebels unleashed a wave of civil unrest that would echo through time, influencing countless conflicts and leading to the invention of the phrase 'I'm not taking sides'.. Fact: Celebrating victories in war has always been a thing, but nothing beats the irony of celebrating a capture while knowing it just means more paperwork for everyone involved..
• Headline: PATRICIA COFFIN WED IN CHURCH CEREMONY; Daughter of the Late Consul General Becomes Bride Here of Theodore L. Gaillard.. Impact: This wedding, though seemingly simple, set off an unexpected trend of notable figures marrying in extravagant ceremonies, ultimately leading to reality TV wedding specials. Thanks, Patricia!. Fact: Patricia's wedding was said to be so extravagant that even the cake had a cake. Talk about layers of commitment!.
• Headline: Fashion Show Wednesday. Impact: This fashion show was a turning point that started the trend of 'What were they thinking?' outfits, leading to both iconic styles and fashion faux pas that haunt us to this day.. Fact: The first model to trip on the runway was so iconic that she inspired a whole generation to believe that falling flat on your face is the new black..
• Headline: FIFTH AV. EDIFICE BEING REMODELED; Church of St. Nicholas, Oldest Congregation in City, Undergoes Extensive Changes.. Impact: The remodeling of the Church of St. Nicholas led to modern architecture trends that, centuries later, would result in buildings that look like they were designed by blindfolded toddlers with a crayon.. Fact: St. Nicholas is so old that if it had a history book, it would be in a museum right next to the dinosaurs..