MARCH 3, 1936

Full News Archive

• Headline: Sanctions Impact Italy's Economy. Impact: The sanctions against Italy led to Mussolini's temper tantrums, which eventually resulted in the creation of a new Italian dessert called 'Tiramisù di Malcontento'—perfect for those feeling a bit sour about international relations.. Fact: Did you know that Mussolini once thought he could defeat the Allies by throwing spaghetti at them? Turns out, that strategy didn't hold up..
• Headline: RFC Reports on Banking Aid in January. Impact: This momentous decision sent shockwaves through the banking world, leading to a new financial phenomenon: 'Banking Roulette,' where investors spin a wheel to see whether their money will stay safe or go poof.. Fact: Fun fact: The RFC's motto was 'If at first you don't succeed, it's probably because you didn't authorize enough money.'.
• Headline: Bombing of Daggah Bur in 1936. Impact: This bombing escalated tensions in Ethiopia, ultimately leading to a greater international outcry for human rights, which ironically resulted in more discussions than actual rights being upheld. History loves a good debate.. Fact: The bombing of Daggah Bur is a stark reminder of how air power was becoming the new 'it' thing in warfare—because who doesn't love a good aerial show?.
• Headline: MRS. VILLIERS GETS AUSTRALIAN DIVORCE; Writer, Who Is on Trip to Seek Gold in the Solomon Islands, Charged With Desertion.. Impact: Mrs. Villiers’ divorce set off a wave of gold rushes not just in Australia but across the globe, as other soon-to-be-divorced individuals realized they could make a fortune while escaping their problems.. Fact: Divorce is often seen as a new beginning, but in this case, it was more like a 'let's see how much gold I can find before I have to deal with my ex' situation..
• Headline: OPPOSE TAX ON BEER.; State Brewers Against Higher Levy on Outside Product.. Impact: The brewing industry’s rebellion against beer taxes ignited a nationwide movement that eventually led to the invention of the phrase 'Give me liberty or give me beer,' influencing countless bar debates throughout history.. Fact: It's ironic that in the battle against taxes, the brewers forgot that beer is essentially liquid bread—so they were really fighting for the right to pay for their daily carbs..
• Headline: Westinghouse Returning To Downtown Structure. Impact: Westinghouse's return to the downtown structure marked the beginning of the 'Corporate Jenga' era, where businesses would move in and out of buildings with the grace of a toddler stacking blocks.. Fact: They say all roads lead to Rome, but in this case, all corporate moves lead back to the downtown structure. Talk about a revolving door!.
• Headline: GAY SLATED BY EXCHANGE.; President's Name Only One Yet In to Head 'Big Board' at Election.. Impact: The unopposed re-election of Gay set a precedent for future elections where candidates would simply show up and be declared winners—who needs a campaign when you can just be the only name on the ballot?. Fact: It's rumored that Gay's campaign slogan was 'Vote for me, I'm here and I have nowhere else to go!'.
• Headline: F.V. Kelly Back From Florida.. Impact: F.V. Kelly's return from Florida inadvertently led to the establishment of 'Snowbird Culture,' where people realized that escaping winter for a few months in the sun was a viable lifestyle choice.. Fact: Rumor has it that Kelly brought back a suitcase full of oranges—because nothing says 'I've been to Florida' quite like citric souvenirs..
• Headline: ITALY GETS CHOICE OF AFRICAN PEACE OR OIL SANCTIONS; MUST REPLY TOMORROW Britain Surprises League by Announcing She Is for Oil Embargo. WASHINGTON'S HELP SEEN France Obtains Delay by Plea for Final Proposal to Italy for Ending the War. ROME BARS GENEVA DEAL Mussolini Firm for Settlement Only With Ethiopia -- Italians Drive Near Lake Tana. League Decides to Seek Peace. ITALY GETS THREAT OF OIL SANCTIONS. Impact: Italy's ultimatum created a ripple effect, leading to the infamous 'Sanction Tango' where nations attempted to dance around each other's economic strategies without stepping on toes—often resulting in a lot of awkward shuffling.. Fact: Political negotiations are like playing chess with a toddler—everyone knows there are rules, but nobody really follows them, and at some point, someone will probably just flip the board..