MARCH 1, 1936

Full News Archive

• Headline: Coast Guard's Annual Atlantic Patrol Begins. Impact: This yearly patrol inadvertently instigated a trend of overzealous boat parties, leading to the invention of the party boat—because nothing screams freedom like a floating rave. Who knew a little 'patrol' would result in a sea of questionable decisions!. Fact: The Coast Guard also doubles as the unofficial 'fun police' for many boaters, ensuring that the only thing getting sunk is the ship's budget on overpriced drinks..
• Headline: Hawaii's Statehood Rejected in 1936. Impact: This rejection sent waves of frustration that would ultimately lead to an even louder plea for statehood. Little did they know, the more they said 'no,' the more it would fuel Hawaii's determination to be a state—much like a toddler demanding ice cream.. Fact: Hawaii's statehood was finally achieved in 1959, but only after years of convincing Congress that 'Aloha' should be a legitimate greeting in politics..
• Headline: Saito Critiques Militarist Rule in Japan. Impact: This statement ringing out against militarism set a precedent that would influence Japan's post-war pacifism, leading to a culture that enjoys video games more than warfare. Talk about a major plot twist in the storyline of survival!. Fact: Ambassador Saito's comments came at a time when Japan was still grappling with its identity post-WWII, proving that sometimes the loudest voices for peace come from the most unlikely places..
• Headline: CRISTO-LOVEANU HEARD.; Her Folksongs Feature Benefit for Rumanian Church.. Impact: This quaint concert sparked a flurry of folk music revival across the globe, eventually leading to hipsters in coffee shops insisting they were 'inspired by traditional Rumanian sounds' while strumming on their ukuleles.. Fact: Folksongs have a magical way of making you feel connected to your roots—even if you have no idea what the lyrics mean. Just nod along and pretend you’re in on the joke!.
• Headline: UP-HILL TOWS FOR SKIERS; In New England Are Mechanical Devices That Add to the Sportsman's Mileage. Impact: These mechanical devices transformed skiing from a grueling uphill battle into a leisurely uphill glide, leading to an explosion of ski resorts. Who knew that a bit of machinery could turn 'sweaty' into 'sassy'?. Fact: The original uphill tows were basically just glorified rope pulls—because nothing says 'luxury' like being yanked uphill by a thin strand of twisted fibers..
• Headline: In Frontier Idaho; SIX DECADES BACK. By Charles Shirley Walgamott. Illustrated by R.H. Hall. 358 pp. Caldwell, Idaho: The Caxton Printers. $5.. Impact: Walgamott's nostalgic look back inspired a generation of historians to romanticize the 'pioneer spirit,' ultimately leading to endless reenactments that have now taken over every small town's summer fair. Thanks a lot, Charles.. Fact: Six decades back? That's like a lifetime ago… or just another excuse for older folks to share their 'back in my day' stories at family gatherings..
• Headline: SAGA OF LONELY CORAL ISLAND; Heroism Marked Wreck of The Diego on Eagle. Impact: The wreck of The Diego left behind tales of heroism that would inspire countless novels and movies, making it the go-to storyline for 'survivor' narratives—and the reason why people now carry emergency granola bars on boats.. Fact: Shipwreck tales have a way of becoming over-dramatized, often leading to the misconception that everyone on board was not only a skilled sailor but also a secret hero in disguise..
• Headline: 220-MILE PARKWAY UP IN VERMONT VOTE; $500,000 State Outlay for Land to Get $18,000,000 Federal Grant Is the Issue. CLOSE BALLOT EXPECTED Foes Fear Damage to Green Mountain Scenery and Wild Life, Which the Sponsors Deny. 220-MILE PARKWAY UP IN VERMONT VOTE. Impact: The debate over this parkway ignited a love-hate relationship with nature, leading to a generation of 'nature enthusiasts' who would rather take selfies with trees than actually preserve them. Thanks for the irony, Vermont!. Fact: Vermont is known for its beautiful scenery, yet somehow they decided a parkway through it was a great idea. Because who needs unspoiled nature when you can have a scenic drive?.
• Headline: GANNETT SELECTED BY BORAH AS MATE; Senator Plans, if He Wins Nomination, to Have New York Publisher on Ticket. CAMPAIGN GETTING WARMER Idahoan to Make Liberalism and Constitution His Issues in Ohio Primary. GANNETT SELECTED BY BORAH AS MATE. Impact: This partnership was a classic example of political maneuvering that ultimately led to more debates about who would make the best 'political couple'—a contest that still continues today, but now with more hashtags.. Fact: Back then, political alliances were formed over shared ideals rather than shared Instagram followers. What a time to be alive!.
• Headline: IN THE ART GALLERIES; New Show at the Municipal Galleries -- One-Man and Group Exhibitions. Impact: This exhibition set off a trend of art shows that eventually led to the creation of the hipster art scene, where everyone pretends to understand abstract art while secretly wondering if they need a degree to appreciate splashes of paint.. Fact: Art galleries are the original selfie spots, long before smartphones existed. People just had to awkwardly ask others to take their picture in front of a canvas!.