DECEMBER 13, 1935

Full News Archive

• Headline: Job Frauds and Refusal of Parole. Impact: If only J Murgo had named his accomplices, perhaps we would have a reality show on job fraud instead of just another prison tale. Who knew the butterfly effect could lead to a new genre of entertainment?. Fact: Did you know that refusing to name accomplices can sometimes be the plot twist in a thriller novel? Or in this case, a real-life soap opera?.
• Headline: Tragic Bridge Collapse in Costa Rica. Impact: The tragic bridge collapse not only claimed a life but also sparked a century-long debate on infrastructure safety. Little did they know, their oversight would lead to countless memes about bridge-building skills.. Fact: Bridges are often called 'suspension bridges' because they suspend the sanity of engineers when they fail. It's all in the name!.
• Headline: Gruening Quells Rift Rumors with Winship. Impact: Gruening denying a rift is like saying 'nothing to see here' in a room full of smoke. This denial likely fueled more gossip, leading to decades of speculation about political alliances. Welcome to the drama!. Fact: Did you know that denying a rift is a classic politician move? They might as well hand out 'Best Denial' awards at the end of every election cycle..
• Headline: Bank Gives 2-Week Pay Bonus.. Impact: The two-week pay bonus likely inspired employees to believe it was their lucky day. This moment set a precedent for workplace perks, ultimately leading to today’s 'free coffee and casual Fridays' culture. Thanks, bank!. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'two-week pay bonus' is just fancy talk for 'we'll pay you this month, but don't get used to it'?.
• Headline: AUSTRALIAN PAPER ASKS U.S. SHIP CURB; Melbourne Age Cites Speech of British Operator on Fear of Subsidized Vessels. ONE LINE MAY WITHDRAW Canadian-Australasian Needs More Adequate Support, Says Sir Edward Beatty.. Impact: The Australian paper's plea for ship curbs probably led to a long history of maritime pettiness and competition—because nothing says friendship like competing for shipping supremacy across oceans.. Fact: Did you know that international shipping disputes are basically the adult version of 'no, I’m not sharing my toys'?.
• Headline: FARLEY HEARS PLEA FOR BENNETT FIELD; Grover A. Whalen and Mayor's Committee Urge Airport Be Chosen as Air Mail Depot. CITE CITY POSTAL BUSINESS Postmaster General, After Barring Criticism of Newark Facilities, Promises Quick Ruling.. Impact: Farley’s decision on the air mail depot likely altered the course of postal service history. Had he chosen differently, we might still be using carrier pigeons. Imagine the chaos!. Fact: Did you know that the U.S. Postal Service once considered using trained squirrels for delivery? Just kidding… or am I?.
• Headline: TOKYO NAVY PLAN ROUTED AT PARLEY; All Other Delegations Join in Crushing the Proposal for a 'Common Upper Limit.' 5-4-4 RATIO NOW TALKED But Japan is Expected to Lose This Also -- British to Seek Compromise. TOKYO NAVY PLAN ROUTED AT PARLEY. Impact: Japan's naval plan being crushed at the parley was a pivotal moment that set the stage for future arms control discussions. Talk about a diplomatic backfire! It’s amazing how one meeting can change the course of military strategy.. Fact: Did you know that 'common upper limit' sounds a lot like a fancy way to say 'we all agree to disagree'? Diplomacy at its finest!.
• Headline: OUR BATTLE PLANES REVIEWED AT RACES; 89, All the Modern Striking Units in G.H.Q., Pass By in Minute at Miami. AMPHIBIAN SETS A RECORD Army Craft Flies 919 Miles From San Juan, for 'Air Line' Mark -- Gusts Cause Accidents.. Impact: The air races showcased military might and sparked an ongoing rivalry among nations. If only they knew that one day, planes would be used for things like skydiving and airshows instead of just military displays.. Fact: Did you know that air races were once considered a sport, but now they’re just a way for planes to compete in 'who can fly the fastest without crashing'?.
• Headline: ' GROCER' NORRIS HELD GUILTY IN VOTE CASE; Man Who Opposed Senator in Nebraska Primary Faces Sentence On Jan. 2.. Impact: Norris's conviction in the vote case may have inadvertently inspired a new wave of political accountability. Who knew one man's downfall could become the foundation for a future of integrity in politics?. Fact: Did you know that political scandals are like bad movies? They keep getting sequels, and nobody knows why we still watch them..
• Headline: MEXICANS CELEBRATE FESTIVAL OF SAINT; Thousands Crowd the Sacred Church of Guadalupe -- Some Women Make Trip on Knees.. Impact: The celebration of the Festival of Saint likely deepened cultural traditions in Mexico, leading to a rich tapestry of customs that continue to thrive. Who knew a celebration could create a cultural renaissance?. Fact: Did you know that making a pilgrimage on your knees is basically the original 'extreme sport'? Just don’t forget the knee pads!.