DECEMBER 9, 1935

Full News Archive

• Headline: Fog Forces Army Plane Down.. Impact: This incident led to advancements in aviation technology, including better navigation systems. Without this fog, we might be flying blind – literally. Fact: Fog: the original 'just kidding' when it comes to air travel. Who knew it could be a pilot's greatest nemesis?.
• Headline: GOURMETS FEAST AS FROHMAN FASTS; Producer, Guest of Society at Luxurious Luncheon, Spurns Food Before Evening.. Impact: Frohman's fast became a trendsetter for the 'you look better when you skip meals' movement. Congratulations, you’ve given rise to the modern diet culture. Fact: Turns out, fasting while everyone else is feasting is a great way to win friends and influence people – if by 'friends' you mean side-eye glances.
• Headline: DR. GASS REGRETS MALADJUSTED AGE; Man Has Become the Slave of Things of Which He Was Master, Pastor Says.. Impact: This reflection on societal dependency led to a cultural shift towards minimalism decades later. Who knew Dr. Gass was the original Marie Kondo?. Fact: Dr. Gass might have regretted his age, but hey, at least he had enough wisdom to realize he was surrounded by stuff he didn’t need!.
• Headline: A.A.U. RESOLUTION ON OLYMPIC GAMES; Conditions Fixed Under Which Members Will Be Allowed to Participate in Games.. Impact: This resolution paved the way for the Olympic Games we know today, complete with overhyped ceremonies and athletes who often become meme-worthy. Thanks for that!. Fact: The Olympic Committee: because who doesn’t want to spend years training just to get a medal that will sit in a drawer? Priorities!.
• Headline: CAR AND FOUNDRY REPORTS SETBACK; $1,731,318 Six-Month Loss Does Not Indicate Year's Results, Says C.J. Hardy.. Impact: This setback prompted a financial restructuring that ultimately led to more innovative car designs. If it weren’t for this loss, we might still be driving around in boxy cars. Fact: C.J. Hardy's optimism is really impressive. Who knew a financial disaster could lead to a bunch of shiny new cars? Silver linings, anyone?.
• Headline: Would Kill Nantucket Deer.. Impact: This proposal spurred a debate on wildlife conservation, leading to the establishment of various animal protection laws. The deer might not have known it, but their lives sparked a revolution. Fact: Ironically, the Nantucket deer became the poster child for animal rights – proving that sometimes being on the chopping block can lead to more protection than you’d expect.