DECEMBER 8, 1935

Full News Archive

• Headline: Knox Trophy Awarded for Military Excellence. Impact: The Knox Trophy awarded at Fort Riley sparked a quiet revolution in military pride. Over time, this led to an annual tradition of bizarre trophy competitions, including the infamous 'Best Mustache' contest in the 1970s, which inadvertently inspired a generation of hipsters.. Fact: Did you know that the Knox Trophy is not just a military award but also inspired a popular meme among soldiers depicting overzealous trophy hunters? Yes, because nothing says 'I love my country' like a shiny plaque!.
• Headline: Judge Overturns 1866 Georgia Revolt Law. Impact: The striking down of Georgia's anti-sedition law set a precedent that eventually led to the formation of secret clubs where people gathered to talk about the weather — and how much they disliked it. Who knew weather complaints could be so revolutionary?. Fact: Did you know that the judge who declared the law unconstitutional later became a reluctant celebrity at anti-sedition banquets? He was the guest of honor, often asked about his thoughts on the latest weather!.
• Headline: German Duo Triumphs at Six-Day Race. Impact: Kilian and Vopel's victory in the six-day race inspired generations of cyclists to chase their dreams... and their snacks. This led to the popularization of 'snack breaks' in cycling competitions, forever changing the face of competitive biking.. Fact: Did you know that after their win, Kilian and Vopel started a successful line of energy bars? They never won another race, but they did have a thriving snack empire!.
• Headline: LEHMAN AT BIER OF GEORGE EGBERT; Staten Island Church Crowded at Funeral of State's Banking Head. MANY BANKERS PRESENT 100 Examiners Pay Tribute -- Burial Takes Place in Moravian Cemetery.. Impact: The funeral of George Egbert brought together bankers, who decided that if they could unite in mourning, they could also unite to form the next great banking conspiracy. Who knew a funeral could be the catalyst for the next Ponzi scheme?. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'money talks' was coined at this funeral when a banker jokingly suggested they could 'bring the dead back for a few more investments'?.
• Headline: POT HUNTERS KILL CITY BIRDS. Impact: The pot hunters killing city birds sparked a movement among urban wildlife enthusiasts who felt compelled to set up 'Bird Rescue Clubs.' Ironically, their avian friends formed a counter-movement to avoid becoming the next target.. Fact: Did you know that after the pot hunting scandal, birds in the city began a secret society, complete with tiny protest signs? They called it the 'Feathered Freedom Front.'.
• Headline: STUDENTS' PUPPET SHOW.; Will Replace Regular WPA Play at Hunter College Tomorrow.. Impact: The puppet show at Hunter College marked the beginning of a long-standing rivalry with the local drama department, leading to the creation of the famous 'Puppet vs. Human' debate championships that still confuse audiences to this day.. Fact: Did you know that the puppet show was originally meant to replace a Shakespeare play? Imagine Hamlet performed by sock puppets — now that’s a tragedy for the ages!.
• Headline: One Woman's Life; -- AND FOREVER. By Esther Morgan McCullough. 789 pp. New York: Gotham House. $2.50.. Impact: Esther Morgan McCullough's book became a bestseller, leading to a bizarre trend of long-winded titles in literature. This eventually evolved into the modern phenomenon of clickbait article headlines, proving that not all progress is good.. Fact: Did you know that McCullough’s book was so long that it was rumored to be the original blueprint for the modern-day IKEA instruction manual?.
• Headline: FATE LINKS BRITAIN AND FRANCE; Reluctant Friends, They Are Drawn Together By Forces Which They Cannot Control BRITAIN AND FRANCE LINKED Reluctant Friends, They Are Drawn Together By Fateful Forces They Cannot Control. Impact: The reluctant friendship between Britain and France emerged from this article, leading to a series of awkward diplomatic dinners and an entire genre of sitcoms about two countries trying to 'get along' despite their differences.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'frenemies' was coined in the aftermath of this relationship? It was also the inspiration for a new line of greeting cards..
• Headline: HYDE PARK PLAYHOUSE; Used by the President's Grandchildren, It Is Fully Equipped. Impact: The construction of the playhouse for the President's grandchildren inadvertently inspired a nationwide trend of extravagant playhouses, leading to the infamous 'Playhouse Wars' of the 1980s, where neighborhoods competed for the most elaborate designs.. Fact: Did you know that the President’s grandchildren used to charge admission for their playhouse shows? It was the original 'pay-per-view' in family entertainment!.