NOVEMBER 13, 1935

Full News Archive

• Headline: University Leaders Reject Anti-Pacifism Ban. Impact: The refusal to ban anti-pacifist groups sparked a generation of activists who believed they could make a difference. Fast forward a few decades, and we have people protesting everything from the price of avocados to the existence of pineapple on pizza. You're welcome, world.. Fact: Did you know that voting against something is a popular pastime? It's like saying 'no' to kale but still ordering a salad..
• Headline: Tariff Disputes and Trade Agreements in 1935. Impact: This trade dispute over pineapples was so intense that it led to a secret society of fruit lovers who believed they could overthrow governments with better snacks. Spoiler: they couldn't, but they did host some tasty potlucks.. Fact: Fun fact: The pineapple is the international symbol of hospitality, which is ironic considering it's often the center of controversy!.
• Headline: Hanging of B Mitchell and E Collins. Impact: The tragic hanging of B Mitchell and E Collins set off a wave of outrage that eventually inspired movements for justice and equality. Who knew a grim event could lead to a revolution? History's kind of dramatic that way.. Fact: Hanging was once a popular form of punishment, but much like bell-bottom jeans, it didn't age well..
• Headline: Jackson Signs With Toronto.. Impact: H Jackson's signing with Toronto was the first step in a long line of athletes moving to Canada for both sports and the healthcare. Who knew a simple contract could lead to a cross-border athlete migration?. Fact: Did you know that Toronto is basically the 'cool' cousin of cities? Everyone wants to hang out there..
• Headline: American Calls First Row At British Rallies Perilous. Impact: The American's warning about British rallies led to a bizarre game of political dodgeball that has been played ever since. Now we have entire media channels dedicated to the absurdity of politics. Thanks, American!. Fact: Fun fact: Attending political meetings has been officially classified as 'dangerous'—who knew democracy could be such a thrill ride?.
• Headline: Communique Tells of Battle.; ETHIOPIANS CLAIM VICTORY IN SOUTH. Impact: Ethiopia's claim of victory at Anale wells set the stage for a surge in national pride, leading to the rise of coffee culture as a symbol of resilience. Today, every sip of Ethiopian coffee carries a hint of battle spirit.. Fact: Ethiopia is considered the birthplace of coffee! So next time you sip, just remember: it all started with a victory and a bean..
• Headline: CANADA IS PLEASED BY TRADE TREATY; General Reaction Is Highly Favorable as Consumers Look for Lower Prices.. Impact: The favorable reaction to the trade treaty was so uplifting that it inspired a nationwide 'Hug a Canadian' campaign. Apparently, lower prices make everyone feel warm and fuzzy!. Fact: Did you know that Canadians are known for being nice? This treaty just reinforced the stereotype—thank you, tariffs!.
• Headline: MAKALE IMPORTANT AS A SALT MARKET; Commodity of Great Economic Significance in the Country -- Used as Currency.. Impact: Makale's importance as a salt market gave rise to the phrase 'salt of the earth.' Little did they know it was just a way to describe how everyone felt about their grocery bills after high inflation.. Fact: Fun fact: Salt was once more valuable than gold. So if you're hoarding it, you might just be a modern-day pirate..
• Headline: MARE SOLD FOR $4,500.; Beaming Over Bought by Knight -- Squires Purchases Gaprice II.. Impact: The sale of Gaprice II for $4,500 sparked a new trend in luxury horse buying, eventually leading to overpriced pet fashion. Who knew that a horse could be the gateway to a world of designer dog sweaters?. Fact: Ever wonder why horses are so expensive? It's not just the hay; they also require a personal stylist apparently!.