OCTOBER 23, 1935

Full News Archive

• Headline: Spain Protests 'Devil Is a Woman'. Impact: The withdrawal of 'Devil Is a Woman' set off a chain reaction leading to the eventual rise of overly sensitive movie reviewers, who now spend more time analyzing films for potential offense than actually enjoying them. Thanks, Spain!. Fact: Did you know that 'Devil Is a Woman' was actually a box office success? Apparently, the Spanish government had a knack for creating buzz—who needs marketing when you can ask for censorship?.
• Headline: Secretary Dern's Historic Visit to Nanking. Impact: Sec Dern's warm welcome in Nanking was the catalyst for countless awkward diplomatic handshakes that would echo through history, eventually leading to the invention of the modern 'politician's grin'—a smile that hides countless secrets.. Fact: Did you know that the Secretary of War has less war experience than your average toddler throwing a tantrum? But hey, we all love a good parade, right?.
• Headline: WPA Murals Approved for Schools and Hospital. Impact: The approval of WPA murals unknowingly launched a thousand Pinterest boards dedicated to mediocre home decor. Who knew that public art would lead to so many questionable DIY projects?. Fact: Did you know that murals were once considered a high form of art until they became the go-to for every coffee shop and hipster joint? Thanks, WPA!.
• Headline: PAINTERS' SOCIETY OPENS 17TH SHOW; Sixty Canvases and One Piece of Sculpture Are Seen at Varnishing Reception. FEWER THAN OTHER YEARS Works Will Be Exhibited Until Nov. 5 at American Fine Arts Society Gallery.. Impact: The 17th exhibition of the Painters' Society marked the beginning of the 'art show fatigue,' where people began yawning at the sight of canvases, resulting in a shocking decline in museum attendance—a true masterpiece of mediocrity.. Fact: Did you know that fewer paintings displayed means more room for pretentious critiques? Who knew art could be this... unremarkable?.
• Headline: THE PLAY; Six Characters in an Impish Comedy Entitled 'Substitute for Murder,' at the Ethel Barrymore.. Impact: The comedy 'Substitute for Murder' spawned a whole genre of absurdist theater, where audiences would laugh uncomfortably, leading to the modern-day trend of watching comedies that are less funny and more 'what just happened?'. Fact: Did you know that in some cultures, if you don't laugh at comedies, it is seen as a sign of respect? So, you're welcome for that insight!.
• Headline: LAVAL REAFFIRMS FAITH IN POLICIES; French Premier Repeats His Determined Opposition to Any Devaluation Moves.. Impact: Laval's firm stance against devaluation caused ripples in the economy, leading to a pattern of politicians making promises they can't keep—a trend that would echo throughout history, culminating in modern campaign slogans.. Fact: Did you know that politicians often use the phrase 'reaffirming faith' as a fancy way of saying, 'I have no idea what I'm doing, but trust me!'?.
• Headline: She Is Undecided Regarding Italian Vessels. Impact: The indecision regarding Italian vessels paved the way for centuries of political ambiguity, where nations would tiptoe around issues like they're walking on eggshells, leading to the phrase 'it's complicated' in international relations.. Fact: Did you know that indecisiveness is a recognized national sport in many countries? Italy just happened to bring it to a whole new level!.
• Headline: LAWYERS SEEK BAN ON PUBLICITY EVILS; Judicial Council Recommends Curbs Inspired by Incidents at Hauptmann Trial.. Impact: The Judicial Council's recommendation to curb publicity evils sparked a revolution in courtroom drama, paving the way for sensationalized legal shows that offer more entertainment than actual justice—a true win for reality TV!. Fact: Did you know that courtroom dramas often have better plot twists than real-life trials? So, thank you, Hauptmann trial, for inspiring a generation of binge-watchers!.