OCTOBER 17, 1935

Full News Archive

• Headline: HOLC Initiates 2,105 Foreclosure Actions. Impact: The 2,105 foreclosures sparked a housing crisis that led to the invention of the modern-day concept of 'house flipping'—which, let's be honest, is just a fancy term for legal real estate gambling.. Fact: Did you know that during this time, the phrase 'foreclosure' was often mistaken for 'foreplay'? Just imagine the awkward conversations at parties!.
• Headline: Craft Unionists Triumph in A.F. of L. Conflict. Impact: This victory for craft unionists caused a ripple effect where future generations of workers would continue to engage in endless debates about the merits of unions, ensuring that 'meeting minutes' became the most read literature in offices everywhere.. Fact: Fun fact: 'A.F. of L.' stands for 'American Federation of Labor' and not 'Absolutely Fabulous of Labor'—although that would have made labor meetings much more entertaining..
• Headline: Bermuda's 1935 Alien Re-entry Fee Proposal. Impact: The proposed Bermuda fee on aliens led to a dramatic increase in the number of people pretending to be native Bermudians—thus sparking the rise of 'I swear, I’m not an alien' T-shirts.. Fact: Did you know that Bermuda is often referred to as the 'Isle of Devils'? Kind of ironic considering the fees they wanted to impose on 'aliens'—maybe they were just trying to keep out the actual devils?.
• Headline: LIQUOR DEALERS FACE FEDERAL TAX DRIVE; Internal Revenue Bureau Begins Round-Up of Delinquents Among Distributers.. Impact: The federal tax drive against liquor dealers inadvertently created the underground speakeasy culture, which led to a booming market for jazz music and questionable dance moves for decades to come.. Fact: Did you know that the Internal Revenue Bureau's motto might as well have been 'We don't want your money, we just want to control your fun'?.
• Headline: Sees Cut in Bermuda Liquor Flow.. Impact: E.P. Mulrooney's prediction led to the Bermuda liquor flow getting cut off, which ultimately resulted in a temporary spike in the popularity of mocktails and a long-lasting disdain for sobriety.. Fact: Fun fact: Bermuda is famous for its rum cocktails, so a cut in liquor flow probably resulted in more people turning to yoga and meditation—at least until the next shipment arrived..
• Headline: WESTCHESTER TO GET MEDICAL CREDIT PLAN; Doctors' Society Incorporates After 138 Years to Carry Out Instalment Project.. Impact: The creation of the medical credit plan in Westchester set a precedent for future healthcare financing, leading to the endless cycle of debt that now plagues so many—thank you, 138-year-old society!. Fact: Did you know that doctors' societies often have more drama than a reality TV show? Turns out, 'who pays what' can spark more arguments than 'who wore it better.'.
• Headline: WORLD MARK SET BY REIS'S CRAFT; Owner Makes Speed of 72.727 M.P.H. in His El Lagarto on Lake George.. Impact: G Reis's world record in boat speed triggered a competitive spirit in boat racing, leading to future generations of enthusiasts who would create elaborate boat names like 'The Sea-cret Weapon' and spend their weekends arguing about horsepower.. Fact: Did you know that the speed of 72.727 mph is just a hair faster than your average commuter during rush hour? Just imagine if your car could float!.
• Headline: GUILD VOTE 35 SHORT ON TIE WITH A.F. OF L.; 65.4 Per Cent of Ballots Are in Favor of Affiliation -Two-thirds Vote Needed.. Impact: The guild's failure to affiliate with A.F. of L. ensured that discussions around union politics would forever be a source of endless frustration and eye-rolling for generations of laborers who just wanted a coffee break.. Fact: Fun fact: The politics of labor unions can be more confusing than trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded—good luck!.
• Headline: EPISCOPAL CLERGY HEAR DR. J.R. MOTT; Bishop Manning Opens the Diocesan Conference at Lake Mahopac.. Impact: Dr. J.R. Mott's address at the Episcopal Clergy Conference reminded church leaders that they needed to adapt or risk losing relevance—a ripple that eventually led to churches hosting bingo nights and pancake breakfasts.. Fact: Did you know that Episcopalians are known for their coffee hour? Because nothing says 'spirituality' quite like a good caffeine fix!.
• Headline: Named to Estonian Treaty Post.. Impact: Morrison's appointment to the Estonian Treaty Post inadvertently influenced international diplomacy, leading to a future where diplomats would have to learn to juggle treaties and social media.. Fact: Did you know that Estonia is one of the most digitally advanced countries? They basically invented e-governance—so Morrison's job was probably more about tech support than treaty signing!.