AUGUST 30, 1935

Full News Archive

• Headline: National Air Races Begin in Cleveland. Impact: The National Air Races sparked a global obsession with speed, leading to the invention of the jet engine and eventually the predilection for fast food drive-thrus. If only they had known their love for speed would also mean queuing for hours at McDonald's.. Fact: Did you know that the Bendix Trophy is actually named after a brand of toaster? Okay, I made that up, but it sounds plausible, doesn't it?.
• Headline: Robbery of Princeton Professors in 1935. Impact: The robbery of Princeton professors prompted a heightened sense of insecurity in academia, leading to the invention of the academic 'safe space'—a cozy corner filled with pillows and hot chocolate to hide from reality.. Fact: In an ironic twist, the professors were probably just seeking 'intellectual property' when they were robbed. Who knew ideas could be so valuable?.
• Headline: Historical Negro Musicians Election Event. Impact: The election of Negro musicians led to the birth of genres that would eventually influence the entire music scene, paving the way for everything from jazz to hip-hop. So yes, you can thank them for your Spotify playlists.. Fact: Fun fact: This concert was so good, it was rumored that even the instruments were dancing. Literally. I guess they were just 'in tune' with the excitement..
• Headline: Topics of The Times. Impact: The discussions about strenuous measures employed by American authors led to the development of 'creative block'—the condition that plagues writers to this day, all because someone thought it was a good idea to put pressure on them.. Fact: Did you know that strenuous measures in writing usually involve too much coffee and not enough sleep? Yeah, that’s the secret sauce..
• Headline: Radio Waves Guide Bomber.. Impact: The successful radio guidance of bombers led to the development of GPS, which now helps you find the nearest Starbucks while ignoring that little voice in your head that says to get some exercise instead.. Fact: Fun fact: The first GPS was actually invented to help lost dogs find their way home. Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be adorable?.
• Headline: BerlingerTaxler.. Impact: The marriage of Berlinger and Taxler was a significant moment that likely inspired future generations to believe in love at first sight, or at least love at first LinkedIn connection request.. Fact: Did you know that Taxler's family was so excited about the wedding, they considered turning it into a reality show? Because, you know, nothing says romance like a camera crew..
• Headline: Guatemala and Salvador Reported in Border Tiffs. Impact: The border tiffs between Guatemala and Salvador set the stage for future diplomatic negotiations, ultimately leading to the creation of 'international treaties'—a fancy term for arguing politely.. Fact: Fun fact: The last time a border tiff happened, a soccer match broke out. Spoiler alert: no one won..
• Headline: HINES ASKS PRESIDENT TO RUSH HOSPITAL AID; Veterans' Head Urges Immediate $6,125,000 Grant to Provide 3,587 More Beds.. Impact: Hines' request for hospital aid eventually paved the way for the modern healthcare debate, leading to future politicians arguing about healthcare while sitting comfortably in their well-funded private clinics.. Fact: Did you know that $6,125,000 could buy approximately 1,000,000 band-aids? Just saying, that’s a lot of healing..
• Headline: SARAH GARDNER ENGAGED.; She Will Be Married Tuesday to Sumner Rulon-Miller Jr,. Impact: Sarah Gardner's engagement started a trend for elaborate wedding proposals, resulting in an entire industry dedicated to Pinterest boards and bridal magazines. Now, that’s a serious economic boost for the wedding industry!. Fact: Did you know that the average engagement ring costs more than a used car? And yet, people still choose to drive to the altar..
• Headline: NIGHT COURT NOW GETS PRISONERS IN RELAYS; Chief Magistrate, After Inspection, Says New System Will Put End to Congestion.. Impact: The implementation of a night court system led to the creation of the phrase 'justice delayed is justice denied'—a lesson learned by many who found themselves waiting in line for a judge late at night.. Fact: Fun fact: Night court was originally designed for vampires seeking justice. Okay, maybe not, but wouldn’t that make a great sitcom?.