MARCH 31, 1935

Full News Archive

• Headline: City Sales Tax Update: March 1935. Impact: The small sales tax return led to an increase in postal employment as people rushed to send in their checks, which ultimately resulted in the first ever 'Mail Carrier Appreciation Day'—who knew a tax could lead to such postal fandom?. Fact: Did you know that postal workers are basically the unsung heroes of tax season? They don’t wear capes, but they do carry a lot of envelopes!.
• Headline: Shipmasters of Cape Cod Explored. Impact: The publication of 'Shipmasters of Cape Cod' inspired a future generation of wannabe sailors, leading to an unexplained increase in backyard pirate-themed parties in suburbia during the 1990s. The curse of the yard flamingo began here.. Fact: Fun fact: Many sailors believe that if you have a parrot as a pet, you’re legally required to speak like a pirate. Arrr, matey!.
• Headline: Columbia Spectator's Ban Lifted. Impact: Restoring the Spectator's status sparked the first of many public debates on free press, which eventually led to the invention of social media. Thanks, Columbia, for paving the way for endless cat memes!. Fact: Did you know that the first meme was actually a picture of a cat? Just kidding! But wouldn't that be ironic?.
• Headline: HITLERISM' SWAYS CHICAGO CAMPAIGN; Third Party Nominee for Mayor Is Accused of Nazi Ideals and Anti-Semitism.. Impact: The accusation of Nazi ideals in Chicago's campaign set off a series of political correctness movements, leading to humorless debates about soup flavors. Yes, it all started with a mayoral campaign.. Fact: You’d think soup would be a safe topic, but here we are, debating whether tomato is a fruit or a vegetable while the world burns..
• Headline: GARDEN TREKS BEGIN; Blossom Time, Now at Hand, Lures Guests To Colorful Spectacles Far and Wide. Impact: The blooming gardens attracted more visitors than ever, launching a multi-billion dollar 'self-care through nature' industry. Little did they know, it would lead to the rise of influencer culture and overpriced yoga retreats.. Fact: They say flowers can change your mood—too bad they can't pay your bills or do your laundry!.
• Headline: INJURED IN SHELL BLAST.; Passaic Man's Curiosity Lands Him in Hospital -- Wide Area Rooked.. Impact: The shell incident ultimately led to a rise in awareness about curiosity leading to injury, inspiring a whole generation of 'Don't Try This at Home' campaigns. Thanks, Overman!. Fact: Curiosity may kill the cat, but it also leads to some of the most entertaining YouTube fails..
• Headline: STOCK EXCHANGE DIVIDED ON POLICY OF PUBLICITY; Split Over Question as to How Prestige of Body Can Be Enhanced Comes to a Head in Election for President. Impact: The split over publicity policies in the Stock Exchange led to an obsession with transparency, causing future investors to meticulously document every sneeze in board meetings. Thanks for the fun spreadsheets!. Fact: Did you know that the stock market is basically just a glorified gambling house? Just with better suits and fewer slot machines..
• Headline: ADVICE TO YOUTH. Impact: The advice given to youth about amateur auditions paved the way for reality TV talent shows, where everyone suddenly believed they were a star. Yes, you too can become a viral sensation for all the wrong reasons!. Fact: Remember when talent shows were about actual talent? Now it’s just a parade of ‘how far can I push my embarrassment?’.
• Headline: Diversion of Troops Seen.; ETHIOPIA REFUSES TO DEAL WITH ITALY. Impact: Ethiopia's refusal to deal with Italy led to a long-standing mistrust that resonated through decades, inspiring future generations to choose their business partners wisely—especially in the realm of pasta.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more stubborn than political negotiations is trying to get your family to agree on where to eat!.
• Headline: CONTACT". Impact: Contact's rise in the Air France leadership sparked a series of airline-related conspiracies, including theories about how many peanuts they actually stock on flights. Spoiler: It's still not enough.. Fact: Did you know that airplane food has a bad rap, but it's actually just the altitude playing tricks on your taste buds? Or maybe it's just bad..