JANUARY 27, 1935

Full News Archive

• Headline: Grand Jury Investigates PWA Canal Projects. Impact: The grand jury investigation led to a series of anti-corruption laws that eventually resulted in the invention of the first 'snitch' app—perfect for the modern-day gossip mill.. Fact: Did you know that 'graft' was a popular way to make money back then? It's like Kickstarter for corrupt politicians!.
• Headline: Insights on The Monk's Rare Editions. Impact: The increasing interest in rare books led to the creation of book clubs, which ultimately caused the rise of the overly pretentious friend everyone avoids at parties.. Fact: Fun fact: 'The Monk' has been known to cause existential crises among readers—proceed with caution!.
• Headline: Extortion Attempt Makes Headlines in 1935. Impact: This extortion case opened the floodgates for future reality TV shows about crime, leading to the birth of the phrase, 'I learned it from watching you!'. Fact: The phrase 'throats' in this context is not as dramatic as it sounds—no one actually tried to cut anyone's throat; it was all just a misunderstanding over a bad poker game!.
• Headline: HAUPTMANN READY FOR A NEW ORDEAL; REGAINS HIS CALM; Sleeps and Eats Well After Facing Wilentz and Scans Market Deals Again.. Impact: Hauptmann's calm after facing legal turmoil inspired a generation of people who believe that inner peace can be achieved through sheer sarcasm and a good meal.. Fact: It's said that if Hauptmann had picked a different profession, he might have been a motivational speaker. 'How to Stay Calm While Facing Your Legal Problems' could have been a bestseller!.
• Headline: MILLS TO CHANGE SELLING POLICIES; Methods Corrected to Favor Dry Goods Wholesalers, Flint Garrison Says.. Impact: The change in selling policies sparked a revolution in retail that resulted in the invention of customer loyalty cards—because who doesn’t love being tracked like a stray cat?. Fact: Fun fact: The term 'wholesalers' is a clever euphemism for 'people who buy too much stuff and hope they can sell it to you at a markup.'.
• Headline: TRENDS AND TOPICS AMONG GARDENERS; Keen Tools -- Holland's Great Show -- Radio. Impact: The trends among gardeners ignited a passion for home gardening, leading to an explosion of Pinterest boards dedicated to 'How to Grow Your Own Kale'—because who doesn’t want to feel superior while eating their greens?. Fact: The phrase 'keen tools' is a euphemism for the gardening gadgets that you buy and then never use. They're basically lawn ornaments at this point..
• Headline: TAILORS MEET THIS WEEK.; Designers and Cutters to Participate in Convention and Style Show.. Impact: The tailor's convention was the precursor to fashion weeks around the world, where trends are made and questionable choices are applauded.. Fact: Did you know that tailors were once considered the original influencers? They had the power to dictate what was 'in' and what was 'out'—and no one even had to pay them in sponsorships!.
• Headline: Specialty Stores Disappointed.. Impact: The disappointment of specialty stores led to the rise of online shopping, where disappointment can now occur from the comfort of your own couch, in your pajamas.. Fact: It's said that every time a specialty store is disappointed, an online retailer gets a sale. So, thanks for fueling the e-commerce economy, guys!.
• Headline: The Merchant's Point of View. Impact: The merchant's perspective paved the way for the modern business meeting, where everyone nods vigorously but no one actually agrees on anything.. Fact: The merchant's point of view is often just a euphemism for 'how can I get you to buy more stuff you don’t need?'.