DECEMBER 19, 1933

Full News Archive

• Headline: Resurgence of Anti-Foreign Sentiments. Impact: Unbeknownst to the world, Sun Fo's vocal support for anti-foreignism sparked a chain reaction that led to a global game of 'who can be the most xenophobic.' Fast forward to today, and now we have a reality show dedicated to national stereotypes. Thank you, Sun Fo!. Fact: Did you know that anti-foreignism has been a popular pastime throughout history? It's like the world's least fun sport, where nobody wins but everyone gets really good at complaining..
• Headline: McCulloh Appointed Bank President. Impact: McCullough's rise to the bank board paved the way for an explosion of rye bread sales—a direct correlation to people wanting to toast their financial decisions with sandwiches. Yes, the stock market's volatility is now best explained by how many sandwiches were consumed.. Fact: Did you know that being on the board of a bank is a lot like being in a relationship? If you don't manage the finances well, you end up in a whole lot of trouble!.
• Headline: French Planes Tour Africa.. Impact: This tour of French planes inadvertently set off a trend for future travel influencers who would glorify every corner of the globe, leading to an Instagram generation obsessed with capturing their 'authentic' travel moments—because nothing says 'authentic' like a staged photo at a historic site.. Fact: Ever wonder how many selfies it takes to capture the perfect shot of a plane? Apparently, about 300, according to my imaginary travel influencer friend..
• Headline: EINSTEIN EULOGIZES NOBEL AS IDEALIST; Scientist Calls Him a Rare 'Creative Spirit' at Dinner Marking Centenary. KELLOGG DOUBTS NEW WAR But Discerns Danger in Arms Race -- Sinclair Lewis and Dr. Langmuir Speak.. Impact: Einstein's eulogy sparked an intellectual renaissance that led to the rise of think tanks, which are essentially just fancy rooms where people overanalyze everything while sipping overpriced coffee. Who knew a compliment could change the world like that?. Fact: Did you know that Einstein once said, 'Imagination is more important than knowledge'? Guess he wasn't thinking about my high school science grades!.
• Headline: Mrs. Roosevelt Urges End of Warlike Toys. Impact: Her call to end warlike toys actually resulted in the creation of 'peaceful' toys that kids would ultimately ignore in favor of anything that made loud noises or exploded. Sorry, Mrs. Roosevelt, but kids will always choose chaos over calm!. Fact: Fun fact: The toy industry has had its ups and downs, but nothing quite compares to the resilience of the 'action figure'—the ultimate warlike toy that refuses to die!.
• Headline: League Group to Leave La Paz.. Impact: The departure of the League group from La Paz triggered a series of misunderstandings that caused people to start using 'La Paz' as a euphemism for 'I'm done with this conversation.' Now, it's a go-to phrase for any awkward social situation.. Fact: Did you know that La Paz is one of the highest capital cities in the world? Maybe they just needed to escape to catch their breath—or avoid the altitude-induced confusion!.
• Headline: FEMINISTS ASSAIL OUR STAND ON PACT; Failure of United States to Back Nationality Equality Widely Deplored Here. FACTIONAL STRIFE DENIED Leaders of Women's Groups Say Views Harmonize on Principle Voted On at Montevideo.. Impact: This uproar over nationality equality laid the groundwork for future debates about gender and nationality rights, eventually leading to the creation of committees that would spend more time arguing about what to name themselves than actually doing any good. Hooray for progress!. Fact: Did you know that the debate over women's rights has been going on for so long that it has its own historical timeline? Spoiler: It’s still ongoing!.
• Headline: ASSOCIATES MOURN WILLIAM S. COFFIN; Colleagues in Many Fields Attend Funeral Service at the Brick Presbyterian Church. DR. MERRILL OFFICIATES Choirs of Church and of Union Theological Seminary Take Part -- Burial in Sleepy Hollow.. Impact: Coffin's passing resonated across various fields, reminding people of the importance of community, support, and the fact that no one outlives their reputation. His legacy continues to influence discussions on morality and ethics to this day.. Fact: Fun fact: Sleepy Hollow is known for its eerie atmosphere, which makes it fitting for a final resting place. Just don't expect any ghost stories about Coffin, though—he was a man of the living!.
• Headline: SHIP GOES AGROUND; CAPTAIN ENDS LIFE; A.T. Hickey, 37, Kills Himself After Liner Exarch Strikes Bottom at Cyprus.. Impact: This tragic event highlighted the dire consequences of maritime disasters, ultimately leading to stricter regulations and safety measures. It serves as a somber reminder of the weight of responsibility that individuals carry in their professions.. Fact: It's a grim fact that many maritime accidents could have been avoided with better training and safety protocols. A tragic reminder that the sea can be both beautiful and unforgiving..