SEPTEMBER 12, 1933

Full News Archive

• Headline: Virginia Annexes Blue at Brockton. Impact: Virginia's annexation of Blue caused a butterfly effect that led to a relentless series of horse shows, resulting in an unexpected spike in equestrian-themed reality TV shows in the 21st century. Who knew that horse drama would rival human drama?. Fact: Did you know that horses have been winning competitions long before humans figured out how to win at life? Clearly, they set the bar high.
• Headline: Women Fliers Celebrate NRA Initiative. Impact: The women fliers' flower drop over NYC inspired generations of confused tourists who still visit the city expecting to catch a bouquet. Spoiler alert: you won't. Fact: Did you know that dropping flowers from planes is just as effective as giving a bouquet in person? Just kidding, don’t try this at home.
• Headline: Seabury Leads Fusion Speakers Campaign. Impact: Seabury's appointment as head of the Fusion Speakers set off a chain reaction that eventually led to modern-day political soundbites—because who doesn't love a good pun in politics?. Fact: Did you know that political campaign committees are just glorified book clubs where no one reads the same book?.
• Headline: Women Rash to Buy Hats; Millinery Jobs Up 46%. Impact: The sudden spike in women buying hats led to an unanticipated hat renaissance, influencing fashion trends that would eventually make the phrase 'What are you wearing?' a critical social question. Fact: Did you know that hats can cover a multitude of bad hair days? Just think of them as the original 'do not disturb' sign.
• Headline: BOOKS OF THE TIMES. Impact: The publication of 'Books of the Times' reinforced society's obsession with literature and led to the establishment of a secret book club where members would only read the first chapter of each book. This changed reading comprehension forever. Fact: Did you know that some people consider reading the first chapter of a book an accomplishment? It's like saying you ran a marathon after just tying your shoes.
• Headline: WIFE SUES H.R BRIGHT.; Reno Action Charges Desertion -- Lloyd J. Porter Divorced.. Impact: The divorce filing led to a nationwide trend of 'I need a divorce' parties, forever changing how couples celebrate their newfound freedom. Cake is now mandatory. Fact: Did you know that divorce parties often feature more cake than weddings? Because celebrating freedom should always involve sugar.
• Headline: STRIKE OF 25,000 VOTED FOR TODAY; Conference at the NRA Office Fails to Avert Walkout of Underwear Workers. NEW DRESS TIE-UP LOOMS Union Officials Say Employers Are Trying to Block Inclusion of Vital Code Provisions.. Impact: The strike of 25,000 underwear workers inadvertently led to a rise in DIY lingerie-making classes, resulting in a spike in awkward conversations about undergarments across dinner tables everywhere. Fact: Did you know that the most common question during a strike is 'Do you have any clean underwear?' It’s a real concern!.
• Headline: Cited in Receivership.. Impact: The appointment of a temporary receiver set off a chain reaction of financial instability that eventually led to the creation of a reality show called 'Bankrupt and Fabulous.'. Fact: Did you know that receivership is just a fancy term for 'We have no idea what we're doing, but we're going to pretend we do'?.