JULY 17, 1933

Full News Archive

• Headline: Harvard Scholarship Awarded in 1933. Impact: The recipient of this scholarship went on to create a wildly successful startup that disrupted the coffee industry. Now, everyone is addicted to artisanal avocado lattes and can’t afford a house.. Fact: Harvard's acceptance rate is so low that you have a better chance of being struck by lightning... while winning the lottery... twice..
• Headline: Sultana's Guard Triumphs in Auteuil Race. Impact: This horse's victory sparked a global obsession with horse racing, leading to the invention of horse gambling apps. Now, people bet on everything from horses to which celebrity will have the next meltdown.. Fact: If horses could talk, they’d probably ask for a raise. But instead, they just run for glory... or carrots..
• Headline: 200 RUSSIANS PRAY FOR SOUL OF CZAR; Emigres Gather in Church Here for Annual Service for Romanoff Family. GENERAL CONDUCTS CHOIR Flags of the Old Regime Raised in Memorial to Deposed Ruler Slain 15 Years Ago.. Impact: This memorial service encouraged nostalgia for the monarchy, leading to a series of Russian-themed costume parties where people awkwardly dress as Romanovs, confusing everyone.. Fact: Czar Nicholas II was the last emperor of Russia, and his reign ended in a rather dramatic fashion—who knew royal family drama could be so deadly?.
• Headline: NEW JERSEY HONORS 4 WORLD WAR HEROES; One Posthumous Award Given by Moore to Mother of Bridgeton Man Killed in Action.. Impact: This recognition sparked a renewed interest in military honors, resulting in 'Veteran Appreciation Days' that mostly involve barbecues and awkward speeches.. Fact: World War heroes often inspire movies, but nobody really wants to watch the sequel where they just argue about who forgot the ketchup at the BBQ..
• Headline: Forced Down by Storms.; POST SETS RECORD IN ATLANTIC FLIGHT. Impact: This flight incident led to the rise of weather apps—now everyone can obsessively check their phones before deciding to leave the house.. Fact: Pilots have a saying: 'There are old pilots and bold pilots, but no old bold pilots.' So, you know, fly safe!.
• Headline: MORELAND DECRIES RELIGIOUS APATHY; Bishop of Sacramento Says That We Meet Many Whose Spiritual Side Is Fallow. DRAWS HISTORICAL LESSON Tells Summer Students That Cathedrals Represent the Religious in Man.. Impact: This outcry led to a spike in self-help religions and emerging cults, where members can pay to feel spiritually fulfilled without ever leaving their couches.. Fact: Cathedrals are massive structures built to inspire awe. Who knew they’d end up being the backdrop for Instagram selfies?.
• Headline: Was It "Bombershoot"?. Impact: This question sparked a massive internet meme frenzy, leading to an awkward trend of people trying to make 'bombershoot' a thing, resulting in a lot of confused looks on public transport.. Fact: Sometimes, the most profound discussions start with a simple question. Or they just lead to people asking, 'What even is a bombershoot?'.