MAY 14, 1933

Full News Archive

• Headline: Colorado Gold Rush Ignited by Discovery. Impact: The gold rush ignited by R. Hoard's discovery caused a mass migration of hopeful prospectors. This led to the establishment of numerous towns that would eventually become major cities, creating a ripple effect of wealth, chaos, and questionable fashion choices in the American West.. Fact: Did you know that during the gold rush, some prospectors were more interested in the glitter of gold than the glitter of hygiene? The term 'gold rush' could easily refer to the rush to the nearest river for a bath!.
• Headline: The Mystery of the Seven Bad Men. Impact: H.L. Gates' exploration of the Seven Bad Men likely inspired a future generation of vigilantes and anti-heroes, leading to countless comic book adaptations where bad guys always wear black and have inexplicably glorious facial hair.. Fact: Fun fact: If you read this book backwards, it still won't make any more sense than it does forward. But hey, at least you tried!.
• Headline: Colorado Relief Funding Approved. Impact: The $100,880 relief vote was a beacon of political action, which, over time, solidified the expectation that the government should swoop in like a superhero with a budget when times get tough. Spoiler: it rarely worked out that way.. Fact: Did you know that $100,880 in 1930 is equivalent to approximately $1.5 million today? That's right, inflation is the real villain in this story!.
• Headline: Article 5 -- No Title. Impact: Ordering $500,000 worth of glass-lined tanks might have seemed like a great idea at the time until someone realized that glass is not the most practical material for tanks. This led to a long line of creative yet impractical government projects.. Fact: Fun fact: Glass-lined tanks are great for storing liquids, but not so much for defending against invaders. Who knew aesthetics could be so impractical?.
• Headline: Central Park Ball Games Start; Protests to Be Heard Tomorrow; Schoolboy Teams Stage Contest on 'Temporary' Diamond Amid Shouts and Speeches, While Opponents of Athletic Field Marshal Forces for Plea. CENTRAL PARK SITE OPEN TO BASEBALL FIRST BASEBALL GAME IN THE CENTRAL PARK ATHLETIC CENTRE.. Impact: Central Park's first ball game not only paved the way for athletic events in urban parks but also established a long-standing tradition of parents yelling at umpires and kids developing a deep-seated love/hate relationship with sports.. Fact: Did you know that before baseball, Central Park was just a fancy place for picnics and horse-drawn carriages? Now it's a fancy place for picnics and horse-drawn carriages with an added side of competitive spirit!.
• Headline: ALL CRITICS NOW ACCEPT NATIONAL RECOVERY ACT; Consternation Greeted Publication of Outlines Before the President Had Given Measure His Support. DETAILS TURN POPULAR TIDE Change in Public Psychology Chiefly Due to the Angle of Self-Help Emphasized by Drafters of the Measure.. Impact: The acceptance of the National Recovery Act was a pivotal moment that shifted public perception of government intervention in the economy, ultimately leading to a long history of 'Please help us!' signs being waved in the faces of politicians.. Fact: Fun fact: The National Recovery Act had the same level of popularity as a new iPhone launch—everyone wanted in on it, but not everyone quite understood what it did!.
• Headline: Article 11 -- No Title. Impact: The rumors of someone considering a return to Russia could have sparked a series of diplomatic misunderstandings, leading to the creation of elaborate conspiracy theories about secret agents and Cold War shenanigans long before they were cool.. Fact: Did you know that Moscow denying the rumor is basically like saying, 'No, we didn’t have a secret meeting with aliens'—you know, very reassuring but also slightly suspicious?.
• Headline: 11 CARD PLAYERS ROBBED.; Three Thugs Take $2,000 From Them -- One Seized by Police.. Impact: The robbery of 11 card players could have led to a nationwide panic about the dangers of card games, prompting a wave of anti-gambling sentiments and the unfortunate rise of board game nights with way too many rules.. Fact: Fun fact: If only they had played poker instead of whatever game they were playing, they might have seen the heist coming. But who knew that thieves didn't play by the rules?.
• Headline: LEAPS FROM HUDSON SPAN; Bronx Man's Suicide at Washing- ton Bridge Laid to Stock Losses.. Impact: The tragic suicide of a Bronx man over stock losses highlights the often overlooked human cost of financial markets, a theme that would echo through time as people continue to equate their worth with their wealth.. Fact: This event serves as a grim reminder that while the stock market rises and falls, the emotional toll remains unaddressed. But hey, at least you can still buy low and sell high, right?.
• Headline: PROBLEMS OF PROTESTANT- ISM. By Lewis Gaston Leary. 310 pp. New York: Robert H. McBride & Co. $2.50.. Impact: Lewis Gaston Leary's investigation into Protestantism likely set the stage for future theological debates that would dominate dinner conversations for decades, ensuring no family gathering would ever be free from religious discourse.. Fact: Did you know that discussing religion at family gatherings is like playing with fire? You might get burned, but at least it makes for a memorable evening!.