APRIL 6, 1933

Full News Archive

• Headline: Hull's Trade Test at Pan-American Union. Impact: Hull's call for a Pan-American trade test led to a butterfly effect where neighboring countries began to exchange not just goods but also questionable recipes for bizarre fusion cuisine. Who knew international trade could lead to the birth of the 'Taco Pizza'?. Fact: The only thing more confusing than trade agreements is trying to figure out whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Spoiler: it doesn’t..
• Headline: Southern Pacific Board Election. Impact: Malcolm P. Aldrich's election to the Southern Pacific's board caused such a ripple that a century later, stockholders are still trying to figure out how to make trains run on time. Spoiler alert: it involves coffee and miracles.. Fact: Railway boards have been around longer than some countries. And yet, they still can't seem to figure out how to keep the trains from being late. You had one job!.
• Headline: Regis Henri Post's Paris Wedding. Impact: With Regis Henri Post marrying in Paris, he inadvertently sparked a trend of political figures marrying foreign nationals, leading to the global phenomenon of awkward family reunions at international summits.. Fact: In the world of politics, marrying someone from another country is basically the equivalent of adding exotic spices to a bland dish. Be careful; it can get messy..
• Headline: 15,000 REDS CHEER ATTACKS ON HITLER; Speakers at Garden Predict Communist Revolution Will End Nazi Regime.. Impact: The cheering of 15,000 Reds against Hitler was a pivotal moment, leading to a chain reaction of revolutionary ideas that eventually culminated in the invention of the modern protest chant. The rest is history—and also a lot of noise.. Fact: The art of protest has come a long way since then. Nowadays, you can just tweet your complaints and call it activism. Progress, right?.
• Headline: Reich Ministers to Go to Rome.. Impact: The Reich Ministers heading to Rome set off a domino effect of diplomatic dinners that would later inspire endless sitcoms about awkward political meetings. Who knew politics could be so entertaining?. Fact: The phrase 'let's take this to Rome' actually became a popular way to suggest a vacation, completely unrelated to diplomacy. Who needs treaties when you have gelato?.
• Headline: Providence Gets Air Mail Stop.. Impact: Providence getting an air mail stop was the spark that ignited a love affair with fast food delivery. Today, we have a society that expects everything to arrive on their doorstep within 30 minutes or less, including pizza and questionable life choices.. Fact: Air mail stops were once the pinnacle of convenience. Now, we complain if our food delivery is more than 5 minutes late. We're a demanding bunch!.
• Headline: WARNING BY JUDGE AT ALABAMA TRIAL; Tells Guardsmen to Shoot to Kill if Seizure of Negroes Is Sought. THREATS ARE REPORTED Militiamen Report Meeting Was Held Near Court House to Protest Defense Tactics. LEIBOWITZ IS PROTECTED Medical Witness Is Skeptical of Testimony Given by Alleged Victim of Defendants.. Impact: The warning by the judge in the Scottsboro trial led to a significant ripple in civil rights activism, ultimately culminating in a much more vocal society that would demand justice—often at the expense of sleep during long protests.. Fact: The Scottsboro case was a pivotal moment in U.S. legal history. It’s like the courtroom version of ‘Game of Thrones’—full of drama, betrayal, and a fight for justice that felt never-ending..
• Headline: Accepts Johns Hopkins Post.. Impact: Dr. P Bard's acceptance of the Johns Hopkins post eventually led to a surge in medical research that unwittingly contributed to the invention of questionable wellness trends, including the now-infamous kale smoothie.. Fact: Johns Hopkins is like Hogwarts for doctors. If only they could also teach people how to not use 'natural' as an excuse for questionable health decisions..
• Headline: 14,200 Chicago High School Pupils Strike In Protest on Delay in Paying Teachers. Impact: The Chicago high school pupils striking for unpaid teachers was the beginning of a long tradition of students realizing they could actually stand up for something, ultimately leading to the phrase, 'Do it for the gram.'. Fact: Striking students have a long history, but nothing compares to the chaos of a student body demanding better education while simultaneously not doing their homework. Ah, the irony!.