MARCH 5, 1933

Full News Archive

• Headline: Youth Looks at the World by Basil Fletcher. Impact: This book inspired a generation of youth to travel, leading to the rise of Instagram influencers decades later, because who needs authentic experiences when you can just take glamorous selfies in front of landmarks?. Fact: Back in the day, young people had to travel without GPS! Imagine getting lost and actually having to ask for directions. Shocking, right?.
• Headline: Robbery at Wyler, S, Inc. Jewelry Store. Impact: The thieves' sob story sparked a wave of sympathy for criminals, which eventually led to the formation of support groups for unfortunate robbers. 'Hard up? You’re not alone!' became a popular slogan.. Fact: This heist is a classic reminder that crime doesn't pay—unless your name is Robin Hood, in which case, you're celebrated..
• Headline: The Master Monkey Release. Impact: The publication of 'The Master Monkey' inadvertently led to a series of monkey-themed movies, culminating in the iconic 'Planet of the Apes' franchise. Thanks, Mukerji!. Fact: Monkeys were once considered the ultimate philosophers. I mean, they’re great at throwing poop—what deeper insight do you need?.
• Headline: American Girl Aids Suitor Who Tried Suicide in Spain. Impact: This act of heroism led to an entirely new genre of romantic comedies where the male lead tries to win over the female lead after a dramatic near-death experience. Spoiler alert: it always ends with a wedding.. Fact: In the early 20th century, a love story often meant a game of emotional roulette. No wonder people preferred to just send letters instead!.
• Headline: REALTY ILLS NEED WISE COOPERATION; Must Treat Present Difficulties on Individual Merits, Says Harry Hall. MORTGAGE RATE PROBLEM Opposes Flat Reduction in Interest Charges -- Burden Must Be Equally Shared. REALTY ILLS NEED WISE COOPERATION. Impact: Harry Hall's suggestions on realty sparked a revolution in cooperative housing and communal living, eventually leading to the rise of hipster co-ops. Because, who needs privacy when you have artisanal coffee?. Fact: Real estate problems have been around longer than your great-grandparents. And they still can't agree on how to fix them!.
• Headline: 500,000 IN STREETS CHEER ROOSEVELT; Their Spirits Are Lifted by His Smile of Confidence as They Watch Parade. MANY ON ROOFS, IN TREES Throng Waiting for Ceremony Is Solemnly Silent Until New President Appears. 500,000 IN STREETS CHEER ROOSEVELT. Impact: Roosevelt's parade of confidence boosted national morale, but it also led to an uptick in mustache grooming, as citizens believed a well-groomed mustache was a sign of leadership.. Fact: Apparently, back in the day, a good smile and mustache could solve just about any problem. Who knew facial hair could be so powerful?.
• Headline: Missing 3 Days, Phones Wife..