FEBRUARY 3, 1933

Full News Archive

• Headline: Daladier's Budget Decisions in 1933. Impact: By not raising taxes, Daladier accidentally paved the way for a national love affair with fiscal irresponsibility, leading to an economic rollercoaster that would eventually make the French phrase 'c'est la vie' a national mantra.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more stable than Daladier's budget was a Frenchman’s ability to complain about it over a café au lait?.
• Headline: Veterans Fund Approved Amidst Economy Debate. Impact: The approval of this hefty fund for war veterans sparked a series of events that led to future generations questioning why the government can fund wars but struggles to provide healthcare. Spoiler: It's a mystery wrapped in a budget.. Fact: Did you know: Despite the massive budget, many veterans still had to resort to crowdfunding their medical bills, proving that sometimes the true battle is with bureaucracy, not the battlefield..
• Headline: Princeton Annex Club Dinner.. Impact: When Hoover accepted the invitation, it created a ripple effect that ultimately led to the creation of exclusive dinner clubs, where the only thing on the menu is privilege and the only drink served is denial.. Fact: Did you know: These fancy dinners are where the real decisions happen, like which yacht to take to the next tax haven..
• Headline: STOCK TRANSFER TAX ROSE $2,427,000 IN 1932; City Paid Bulk of This Levy, or $22,383,607, and also of the $12,471,521 on New Issue.. Impact: This tax increase inadvertently led to the creation of a new breed of stock traders who, instead of trading stocks, began trading conspiracy theories about the stock market being controlled by secret societies. Spoiler alert: They are probably right.. Fact: Fun fact: The stock transfer tax was so high that even the ghosts of Wall Street past had to start charging rent..
• Headline: MARIE MACDONALD ENGAGED TO MARRY; Baltimore Girl's Betrothal to Benjamin W. Barch Jr. Is Announced by Her Mother.. Impact: This engagement led to an uptick in wedding planning hysteria, proving once again that when one couple gets engaged, a thousand Pinterest boards are born.. Fact: Did you know: Marie MacDonald’s engagement probably set off a chain reaction of 'Who wore it better?' debates that still haunt bridal parties to this day..
• Headline: HERRIOT SAYS ITALY BALKS AT AN ACCORD; Former Premier Explains Why He Failed to Improve Rela- tions With Neighbor.. Impact: Herriot's admission of failure to negotiate with Italy inadvertently inspired future diplomats to adopt the strategy of just sending pizza and hoping for the best.. Fact: Fun fact: The phrase 'It's not you, it's me' was first coined during negotiations between France and Italy—proving that even nations have relationship problems..
• Headline: FARLEY TRIUMPHS IN PATRONAGE WAR; His Selections Are Certified for Minor Senate Posts, Oust- ing O'Connell Group. LONG CONFLICT ENDED Only Two Page Boys Saved by Albany Bosses as 18 Ap- pointees Are Removed. FARLEY VICTORY WINDS UP JOB WAR. Impact: Farley’s victory in this patronage war inadvertently led to the creation of 'job wars' as a competitive sport—who knew that political appointments could be as dramatic as a reality TV show?. Fact: Did you know: The only thing more stable than political appointments back then was the revolving door of lobbyists trying to get their hands on those positions..
• Headline: HONORED BY Y.W.C.A.; Dr. Harriett Allyn Is Guest of For- eign Division of Board.. Impact: Dr. Allyn's honor inspired a surge in women-led initiatives, proving that sometimes all you need for a movement is one well-timed luncheon.. Fact: Did you know: The Y.W.C.A. was known for its delicious pastries at luncheons, which may have been the real reason for the turnout!.
• Headline: Mr. Roosevelt's Salary.. Impact: Discussions about Roosevelt's salary led to heated debates that eventually spiraled into modern-day arguments over whether politicians should get raises while average citizens struggle to pay rent. Spoiler: They still argue.. Fact: Did you know: Roosevelt’s salary debates were so intense they could have been a reality show—'Keeping Up with the Politicians'—where the drama never stops!.