DECEMBER 6, 1932

Full News Archive

• Headline: Alderman Admits Ignorance on City Finances. Impact: If only they had known how to read a budget! This epic fiscal confusion eventually led to the invention of the phrase 'it's not you, it's the budget' in future political campaigns, which became a hit with voters who still had no idea what was going on.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'Sinking Fund' doesn’t actually fund sinking feelings? Just politicians..
• Headline: Prohibition Debate Intensifies in 1932. Impact: The Drys predicting the decline of Prohibition support? Well, that was like saying the Titanic had a slight chance of making it across the Atlantic. Spoiler alert: it didn't end well for the Drys.. Fact: Did you know that Prohibition made speakeasies the hottest clubs? Who knew illegal drinking could bring so much joy?.
• Headline: Hillside Group Exhibit Unveils Housing Models. Impact: This housing model exhibit set off a chain reaction leading to the creation of Pinterest boards for dream homes that would never be built. Thanks for the unrealistic expectations, Hillside Group!. Fact: Did you know that housing models are basically dollhouses for adults? Just without the fun of playing house..
• Headline: KUNDT ARRIVES IN CHILE.; Bolivians Prepare Welcome for Ex-Chief of General Staff.. Impact: Kundt arriving in Chile sparked a national treasure hunt, as Bolivians thought he might be carrying the secrets to their lost gold. Spoiler: he just brought his luggage.. Fact: Did you know that they actually threw a welcome party for Kundt? It was the highlight of the year, at least until the next foreign dignitary showed up..
• Headline: Cubans Rush 4% Beer for Us; Breweries Work Day and Night. Impact: Cubans rushing for beer? That put their breweries on the map and inspired future generations to prioritize beer over everything else—because who needs water anyway?. Fact: Did you know that Cuban breweries operating day and night was the original inspiration for all-night convenience stores? The party never stops!.
• Headline: Practical View Urged in Paris.. Impact: The push for a practical view on war debts led to countless awkward dinner conversations about finances—because nothing says 'let's eat' like discussing how to pay back a country.. Fact: Did you know that practical views in politics are often just euphemisms for 'let's ignore that problem until it explodes'?.
• Headline: STIRS LABOR AGAINST CUTS.; Green Tells Chicagoans That Their Next Move Is the Strike.. Impact: Green’s rallying call to labor against wage cuts was the precursor to the invention of the ‘We’re Not Gonna Take It’ anthem that echoed through protests for decades to come. Thanks, Green!. Fact: Did you know that telling elevator operators to strike was like asking them to elevate their complaints? Irony at its finest!.