SEPTEMBER 25, 1932

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Impact of Speed on Safety. Impact: This article on auto accidents led to a boom in traffic safety legislation, which eventually caused the invention of the traffic cone. Yes, thank you, Ed, for our road rage-saving cones!. Fact: Did you know that before traffic cones, people just used to yell "Watch out!" at oncoming traffic? Talk about a risky career choice!.
• Headline: Discovering 'More About Max' by St. Clair. Impact: Mabelle Halleck St. Clair’s book about Max inspired countless pet owners to name their dogs Max, leading to an epidemic of confused dogs at the dog park and a rise in doggy therapy sessions.. Fact: Fun fact: The name 'Max' has been the go-to dog name for decades. Coincidence? Or did St. Clair unleash a canine naming convention?.
• Headline: Whale Off: American Shore Whaling. Impact: The tale of American Shore Whaling sparked a massive interest in marine conservation, ironically leading to the creation of a 'Save the Whale' movement that whales are probably still rolling their eyes at.. Fact: Did you know that in the 19th century, whaling was considered a 'noble profession'? Now, it's about as acceptable as wearing socks with sandals..
• Headline: BATTLE' FORCES DISPERSE.; Troops Start Overland Marches to Posts After Jersey Games.. Impact: The 'Battle' forces dispersing after a game made way for the modern tradition of tailgating. Yes, folks, nothing says 'sportsmanship' like grilling burgers in a parking lot.. Fact: Did you know that tailgating was originally meant to celebrate troop victories? Now, it’s just about who can make the best potato salad..
• Headline: MANCHURIA ACTION BY LEAGUE NOV. 14; JAPAN MAY RESIGN; Geneva Grants a Delay but de Valera Rebukes Tokyo on Recognition of Manchukuo. PREJUDICING' OF CASE SEEN Madariaga Also Denounces the Move, Saying It Affects the Future of World Society. LAUGHTER GREETS NAGAOKA Chinese Sarcastic Over Japanese Tactics -- Possible Withdrawal of Tokyo Viewed as 'Illegal.' MANCHURIA ACTION BY LEAGUE NOV. 14. Impact: The League's actions regarding Manchuria set a precedent for future diplomatic slap fights, paving the way for the modern United Nations where nations can argue about pizza toppings instead of war.. Fact: Did you know that the League of Nations was basically the world's first attempt at group therapy? Spoiler alert: It didn't go so well..
• Headline: KNOCKING AT BROADWAY'S DOOR; Three New Shows, Including the Guild's "Good Earth," Tryout In Philadelphia and Newark. Impact: The Broadway shows debuting after this headline sparked a chain reaction that would eventually lead to a billion-dollar ticket sales industry. You're welcome, theater enthusiasts!. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more dramatic than Broadway shows is the price of the tickets. It’s like they’re selling gold-plated seats..
• Headline: FIGHT AT MILFORD CAUCUS.; Democrats Clash as Effigy of Town Chairman Is Burned.. Impact: The Democratic caucus clash foreshadowed the modern political debates we know today, where instead of burning effigies, they just burn each other on social media.. Fact: Did you know that political caucuses used to involve actual fighting? Now, they just use words that hurt more—like 'unqualified.'.
• Headline: DELAWARE MAN KILLS WIFE, TWO SONS, SELF; Financial Worries Are Blamed by Neighbors for Wilmington Huckster's Act.. Impact: This tragedy highlighted the dire consequences of financial stress, leading to modern mental health awareness. Ironically, it took a disaster for people to start talking openly about their struggles.. Fact: Did you know that financial worries are now considered a normal part of life? Welcome to adulthood, where stress is the new black..
• Headline: Defines League's Position.. Impact: The denial of the Emergency Milk Commission's ties to the Dairymen's League may have sparked the beginning of conspiracy theories regarding dairy products, which are still debated in coffee shops today.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing milk has been more associated with than 'strong bones' is conspiracy theories about whether it actually comes from cows..