AUGUST 13, 1932

Full News Archive

• Headline: Tragic Circus Accident in Atlantic City. Impact: This tragic incident led to stricter safety regulations in circuses, making trapeze artists wear helmets. Yes, that’s right, because nothing says 'thrilling performance' like a safety helmet.. Fact: Did you know that the circus industry has a long history of tragic accidents? It’s almost like they were trying to make a case for a permanent 'No Fun Zone'..
• Headline: Minister Alarmed by Transatlantic Call. Impact: The minister’s overreaction to a simple phone call probably led to the invention of the 'Do Not Disturb' sign for diplomats everywhere. Who knew a phone could cause so much anxiety?. Fact: Did you know that phone calls used to be a source of major diplomatic crises? Now, we just get memes about them..
• Headline: Equipoise in the Whitney Stakes. Impact: Equipoise’s race was so thrilling that it inspired a new generation of horse enthusiasts, ensuring that betting on horses would remain a favorite pastime. Because who doesn’t love losing money to majestic creatures?. Fact: Did you know that horse racing has been around for thousands of years? Apparently, humans have always loved cheering on animals to see who can run the fastest!.
• Headline: STRATON PLANS REVIVALS.; Son of Late Pastor Will Organize Church in New Roohelle.. Impact: Straton’s church plans sparked a trend of non-sectarianism that eventually led to a kaleidoscope of belief systems fighting for attention in the modern age. God help us all.. Fact: Did you know that New Rochelle is known for its many religions? It’s basically a buffet of beliefs, so take your pick!.
• Headline: Minimizing Hay Fever.. Impact: The campaign against ragweed led to an unexpected surge in allergy medications, making pharmaceutical companies very happy. Who knew sneezes could be so profitable?. Fact: Did you know ragweed is one of the most potent allergens? It’s like nature’s way of saying, 'Surprise! You thought you could breathe freely?'.
• Headline: FUNERAL IS HELD BY AIR.; Services for F. T. Gibson, Phila- delphia, Will Be at Brighton, Mass.. Impact: The concept of aerial funerals caught on, leading to a bizarre trend where people began planning 'sky burials', which definitely made for some awkward family discussions.. Fact: Did you know that aerial funerals are still a thing? Because why not send your loved ones off in style—and by style, I mean in a plane?.