JULY 28, 1932

Full News Archive

• Headline: Greenland Men Support Peary Memorial. Impact: If Peary had known that Greenland men would be the unsung heroes of his memorial, he might have just sent them a thank-you card instead of freezing his behind off in the Arctic. This event led to a surge in tourism to Greenland, where people now believe they're all descendants of explorers. Spoiler: they're not.. Fact: Admiral Peary claimed to have reached the North Pole, but many dispute his findings. So, if you ever feel like you're lost, just remember: at least you're not trying to claim a pole that may or may not exist..
• Headline: Bremen's Departure Dims in Darkness. Impact: The 10,000 folks left in darkness probably developed a new appreciation for candles—and likely a strong disdain for technology. This incident inspired the 'Bring Back Candles' movement, a precursor to the hipster candle-making trend of the 21st century.. Fact: This moment can be considered one of the first instances of 'candlelight concerts'—the original influencers were just trying to see what they were doing!.
• Headline: Long Island Railroad Commuter Scandal. Impact: The Long Island Railroad’s commuter issues sparked a revolution in public transportation complaints. Generations of commuters would later find solace in shared misery, leading to the establishment of 'Commuters Anonymous' support groups.. Fact: The only thing longer than the Long Island Railroad’s delays is the list of complaints from commuters—truly a testament to human endurance!.
• Headline: REPUBLICAN CLUB HONORS TAXI DRIVER; Man Who Caused Capture of 2 Who Held Up 40th St. Club-house Is a Guest There. MULROONEY PRAISES DEED Says Police Think Cabmen a Pretty Good Lot -- And Sam Goldstein, a Bit Unnerved, Reciprocates.. Impact: The Republican Club honoring a taxi driver for his bravery inadvertently set a precedent for future recognition of everyday heroes. Soon, every mundane act of decency would be celebrated, leading to an oversaturation of award ceremonies nobody asked for.. Fact: It’s heartwarming to know that taxi drivers can save the day, but let’s be real: they also might charge you extra for the emotional support..
• Headline: SAY SOVIET 'DUMPS' PERSIAN RUGS HERE; 75 Importers Ask Inquiry Into Amtorg Methods Resulting From Bartering Abroad. CHARGE $200,000 IN SALES Wholesalers Complain Oriental Floor Coverings Are Marketed at 20% Below Importation Cost.. Impact: The complaint about Soviet rugs being dumped on the market helped kick off a whole conspiracy theory about foreign spy rugs infiltrating American homes. Who knew that rugs could be the Trojan Horse of the 20th century?. Fact: The only thing more confusing than the pricing of Persian rugs is how they became a symbol of international intrigue. I guess there's always room for a carpet in espionage!.
• Headline: ISHAM G. HARRIS GETS LIFE.; Great-Grandson of Tennessee Governor Convicted of Murder.. Impact: Isham G. Harris’s conviction for murder sparked a renewed interest in the legacies of political figures. This incident would lead to a new genre of crime documentaries that people binge-watch while pretending they’re learning something.. Fact: Murder trials are basically the original reality TV, with all the drama and none of the commercial breaks. Enjoy the suspense!.
• Headline: NATION'S DRINK BILL FOUND UNCHANGED; Columbia Study Indicates We Spend as Much on Alcohol as Before Prohibition. DENIES THRIFT IS AIDED Dr. Warburton Asserts Dry Law Has Not Added to Mass Buying Power -- Says Wealthy Make Up Revenue.. Impact: The unchanged alcohol consumption post-Prohibition inadvertently led to the creation of speakeasies and a culture of rebellion that would define the Roaring Twenties. Thanks, Dr. Warburton, for your scientific studies that only fueled the party!. Fact: Prohibition: the only time in history when the government tried to make people healthier, and all it did was create secret parties. Talk about a plot twist!.