JULY 10, 1932

Full News Archive

• Headline: Cigar Companies Relocate to New Jersey. Impact: When these cigar companies moved to Jersey, they unknowingly sparked a national obsession with cigars that led to the creation of the first-ever 'Cigar Appreciation Society,' which eventually morphed into the 'Cigar and Karaoke' events we see today. Because nothing says class like singing off-key with a stogie in your mouth!. Fact: Did you know that Jersey is known for more than just its diners? I mean, who wouldn't want to enjoy a fine cigar while contemplating the existential dread of living in a state with more than its fair share of traffic jams?.
• Headline: Loyal Orangemen March in Brooklyn. Impact: The celebration of the Battle of the Boyne in Brooklyn created an unexpected chain of events leading to the rise of bagpipe music in hip hop. Yes, you heard it right! The sounds of the battle morphed into beats that were somehow adopted by a nascent Brooklyn rap scene. 'Battle Rap' was literally born from bagpipes!. Fact: Did you know that the Battle of the Boyne was actually about more than just marching in the streets? It was a pivotal moment that shaped religious tensions for centuries. But hey, let's keep focusing on those sweet, sweet parades instead!.
• Headline: Beard Fines for Pioneer Day in 1932. Impact: This fine for not growing a beard led to a secret society of clean-shaven rebels, who would eventually start a trend of facial hair care products that became wildly popular in the 2000s. The irony of being fined for something that would later become a fashion statement is simply delightful.. Fact: Did you know that beards were once considered a sign of wisdom? Clearly, Centralia took a hard stance against wisdom that year..
• Headline: ITALY TURNS WASTE LAND INTO PRODUCTIVE AREAS. Impact: Italy's reclamation project inspired a global trend of DIY home gardens, leading to an entire generation of Instagram influencers who swear they can grow their own food. Spoiler alert: they mostly just take pictures of it.. Fact: Did you know that reclaiming waste land is like the ultimate home renovation show? Because nothing says 'I love my country' quite like turning a dump into a farm!.
• Headline: SETTLEMENT IS NOT FINAL; Unless Washington Cuts Debts the Young Plan Stays in Force. MacDONALD IS JUBILANT But President of the Conference Also Stresses Accord "Must Have Response Elsewhere." ECONOMIC PARLEY IS NEXT Experts to Accompany British Prime Minister to London to Plan World Meeting. REPARATIONS PACT SIGNED AT LAUSANNE. Impact: The ongoing economic discussions led to a secret pact between world leaders to only wear bow ties during serious negotiations, creating an entire subculture of bow tie enthusiasts. Because who doesn't take economic crises seriously while looking dapper?. Fact: Did you know the Young Plan was so convoluted it made a Rubik's Cube look like tic-tac-toe? And yet, here we are, still trying to make sense of it all!.
• Headline: KIDNAPPER IS SENTENCED.; Virgin Islands Youth Gets Three Years for Threats to Women.. Impact: This sentencing incident sparked a new wave of crime novels that glamorized kidnapping, leading to the rise of the 'Kidnapper Chic' movement in literature and film. Because who doesn’t love a good crime story with a side of morality?. Fact: Did you know that kidnapping has been a plot device in countless movies? It's almost like Hollywood ran out of original ideas and decided to just get inspired by real life instead..
• Headline: SUE FOR KENTUCKY BEATING; Arkansas Labor College Men, Ejected From Bell County, Ask $112,500.. Impact: The lawsuit over the Kentucky beating sparked a wave of 'Suing for Everything' culture that eventually led to ridiculous lawsuits like 'I spilled coffee on my lap and I'm suing the coffee shop' becoming a thing. Thank you, Arkansas Labor College!. Fact: Did you know that suing for damages can sometimes feel more rewarding than the actual payout? It's like an emotional win, minus the actual winning part..
• Headline: GAYETIES OF PARIS FLOUT DEPRESSION; Grande Semaine Shows No Signs of Hard Times in Its Social Events. PRESIDENT ENJOYS RACES Crowds Fleck to See New Executive and Hit Wife -- Few Americans Seen Among Notables.. Impact: The Grande Semaine festivities gave birth to the concept of 'celebrity partying,' where everyone suddenly wanted to be seen at events just to prove they were 'in the know.' Social media influencers are basically the children of this event, proving that nothing is new under the sun.. Fact: Did you know that even during a depression, people will find a way to party? Because who needs money when you can have fun, right?.
• Headline: VENEZUELA LIVING WITHIN HER INCOME; Estimated 1932-33 Revenue Is $28,950,000, Expenditure Totaling $27,591,960. OUTLAY IN BUDGET SLASHED Ministry of Interior's Share Is Cut -- Treasury's Gold Reserve Has Risen to $12,931,000.. Impact: Venezuela's fiscal prudence inspired a series of economic documentaries that ultimately led to the rise of financial influencers on social media, who now advise you to invest in avocado toast. Yes, because that's how we solve budget crises!. Fact: Did you know that living within one's means is like a secret superpower? Too bad it's not as glamorous as it sounds, huh?.