JUNE 2, 1931

Full News Archive

• Headline: Track Star Injured by Javelin at Meet. Impact: Glattly's unfortunate encounter with a javelin could have inadvertently sparked a new sport: Javelin Dodgeball. One can only imagine how many future Olympians were inspired by the idea of running from sharp objects.. Fact: Javelins have been used in the Olympics since 708 BC. I guess some things never change—like athletes running into danger..
• Headline: GORDON TRIAL DELAYED.. Impact: The delay of the Gordon trial could have inadvertently caused a ripple effect in the legal world, where 'trial postponement' became the go-to strategy for anyone trying to avoid accountability—turning courtrooms into waiting rooms.. Fact: Postponements are the legal equivalent of 'Can you hold my call?'—but with way more paperwork and way less charm..
• Headline: Laura Ingalls Plans Ocean Hop.. Impact: Laura Ingalls’ plans for an ocean hop may have led to a burgeoning interest in travel among future adventurers, ultimately resulting in the modern-day obsession with Instagramming every sunset on a beach.. Fact: Laura Ingalls was known for her pioneer spirit; now, we just have influencers with a WiFi connection posing with lattes in exotic locales..
• Headline: German Gold Strike Reported.. Impact: The discovery of gold-bearing sand near the Rhine likely led to a gold rush that inspired thousands of people to dig in questionable places, ultimately resulting in the modern-day notion that one can strike it rich by simply following a dream (or a poorly drawn treasure map).. Fact: Gold rushes have historically led to some of the most ridiculous schemes—like the one where people thought they could pan for gold in their backyard. Spoiler alert: they typically found dirt..
• Headline: SUES HUSBAND'S MOTHER.; Mrs. J.G. Ramsay Asks $250,000 In Wilmington Alienation Case.. Impact: Mrs. Ramsay's alienation case against her mother-in-law may have set a precedent for future family feuds, inspiring generations to take their grievances to court instead of just avoiding Thanksgiving dinners.. Fact: There’s nothing quite like family drama to spice up your life—except maybe when it involves a lawsuit for $250,000. That's what I call high stakes!.
• Headline: St. John's College of Annapolis Is Chosen To Play Lacrosse for U.S. Against Canada. Impact: St. John's College being chosen to represent the U.S. in lacrosse could have inspired a new wave of collegiate pride, leading to fierce rivalries that would eventually evolve into a multi-million dollar industry of college sports merchandise.. Fact: Lacrosse is often called 'the fastest game on two feet.' Meanwhile, college students are still trying to figure out how to run from their student loans..
• Headline: 'PRESS GAG' BARRED BY SUPREME COURT; MINNESOTA LAW HIT; Hughes in Majority Opinion in 5-to-4 Decision Holds Act Is Unconstitutional. 14TH AMENDMENT IS CITED Worse Evils Are Held Likely to Arise Than Possible Abuse of Liberty. SAFEGUARD IN LIBEL ACTION Dissenting Opinion by Butler Says Restriction on States Is Without Precedent. Public Officials Attacked. 'PRESS GAG' BARRED BY SUPREME COURT Transcends Local Interests. 150 Years of Experience. Need for a Courageous Press. More Serious Evil in Prospect. Justice Butler Dissents. Sees a Reason for the Act. Delay in Chain Store Tax Case.. Impact: The Supreme Court's decision to bar the 'press gag' likely paved the way for an era of relentless investigative journalism, which would eventually lead to many politicians wishing they could just go back to simpler times—like the 1700s.. Fact: The press has a long history of being the watchdog of democracy—or, as some politicians might call it, 'that annoying friend who always shows up uninvited and asks too many questions.'.