MAY 19, 1931

Full News Archive

• Headline: Mob Action Against Lisbon Paper Office. Impact: When the mob sacked the Lisbon paper, it set off a chain reaction of media distrust across Europe. Fast forward to today, and now people question every tweet like it's a national treasure. Who knew a little vandalism could lead to global skepticism?. Fact: Did you know that destroying furniture is considered a form of artistic expression in some circles? Just kidding, it’s still vandalism..
• Headline: Princeton Seniors Vote on Class Honors. Impact: This vote may have been about who’s the best-looking senior, but in an alternate timeline, it inspired a reality show called 'Princeton's Next Top Model'. Now, every student is judged not just on academics, but also on their selfie game.. Fact: Fun fact: They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but in Princeton, it’s apparently in the hands of 363 seniors..
• Headline: Republican Women Endorse Hoover in 1931. Impact: Hoover's endorsement by Republican women was the spark that ignited countless future political debates. Today, politicians seek endorsements from everyone including their pets, just to ensure no vote is left behind.. Fact: Did you know that 'Hoover' is also a brand of vacuum cleaner? Coincidence? Or just history trying to clean up its act?.
• Headline: CONSCRIPTION PLAN ASSAILED BY FREAR; Wisconsin Representative Contends Before War Policies Board for Drafting Industry Also. HE CLASHES WITH HURLEY Aitchison Suggests Changes in Law on Government Control of Railways During Hostilities. Assails Frear's "Imputations". Would Prefer No Conscription.. Impact: Frear’s clash over conscription hinted at a future where every time a war breaks out, the debate about 'Who should work?' becomes a national pastime. Spoiler alert: it’s never the politicians.. Fact: Did you know that arguing about conscription can be a great way to avoid actual work? Just ask Frear!.
• Headline: Unexplained Coat Causes Arrest.. Impact: The unexplained coat incident was the catalyst for the future of fashion police. Now, one bad outfit choice can end in a headline, and a coat can lead to an arrest. The fashion world never saw it coming.. Fact: Did you know that if you can’t explain your outfit, it might be time to reevaluate your wardrobe choices? Or just get a better excuse..
• Headline: DRIVE FOR ECONOMY WIDENED BY HOOVER; He Will Now Call Treasury, Postoffice, Agriculture and Navy Chiefs to Rapidan. BIG CUTS HELD ASSURED Interior Officials Set to Work on Details of Reductions Expected to Total $17,000,000.. Impact: Hoover's economy drive set off a wave of budget cuts, eventually leading to the modern-day obsession with 'frugal living'. Now, people have entire Pinterest boards dedicated to DIY coffee grounds.. Fact: Did you know that budgeting can be as thrilling as a roller coaster ride? Just be careful not to lose your lunch when you see your bank account!.
• Headline: BRAZIL URGES COFFEE CODE; Suggests Fixing Prices and Quotas for Five Years.. Impact: Brazil's push for a coffee code sparked a global obsession with fair trade, leading to every barista now needing a PhD in economics to explain their pricing. All thanks to a simple idea about quotas.. Fact: Did you know that coffee is considered a 'necessary luxury'? Because, let's face it, who can really function without their morning cup of overpriced brew?.
• Headline: NORTH BERGEN MAYOR TO DEMAND BUS TAXES; Statement by Reich Today Is Expected to Have Political Effect --Town Shake-Up Due.. Impact: North Bergen's bus tax demand was the beginning of a never-ending saga of local government squabbles. Now, every town has a list of grievances longer than a CVS receipt.. Fact: Did you know that demanding taxes is like calling dibs on a shared dessert? It’s all fun and games until someone wants the last bite!.